Various Haikus

Milk

Kolya Venturi — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:25:39 +0000

I like to drink milk
Especially when it’s warm
But I don’t like cows

–Kolya Venturi

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An ox stole my bed

Kolya Venturi — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 02:01:30 +0000

An ox stole my bed
I don’t know where I should sleep
Perhaps with the cows

–Zoe van Nortwick

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I hide (by Garen)

Kolya Venturi — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 02:33:39 +0000

I hide in bushes
Waiting for a poor Teemo.
I am a blender!

–Garen

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Distracted

Kolya Venturi — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 01:03:11 +0000

While writing a song
I had become distracted
By playing Star Wars

–Kolya Venturi

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I Forgot

Kolya Venturi — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 02:10:52 +0000

Today I forgot,
To write a brand new haiku
Oh wait; Nevermind

–Kolya Venturi

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Crying (By Grace Stuart)

Kolya Venturi — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 00:37:28 +0000

Crying in my bed
Try to live with no regrets
But the tears still come

–Grace Stuart

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Why? (By Jacob Reynolds)

Kolya Venturi — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 00:36:16 +0000

Why write a haiku?
Why not something more useful?
Like a ransom note.

–Jacob Reynolds

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Boredom

Kolya Venturi — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 22:43:52 +0000

Boredom is boring
But the TV is also
I think I’ll go sleep

–Kolya Venturi

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Stuck

Kolya Venturi — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 18:02:54 +0000

Stuck on an island
I am running out of food
I’m going to die

–Kolya Venturi

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Oh internet trolls…

Kolya Venturi — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:58:55 +0000

Oh internet trolls
Such stupid little creatures
Sitting in the dark

–Kolya Venturi

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