I like to drink milk
Especially when it’s warm
But I don’t like cows

–Kolya Venturi

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An ox stole my bed
I don’t know where I should sleep
Perhaps with the cows

–Zoe van Nortwick

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I hide in bushes
Waiting for a poor Teemo.
I am a blender!

–Garen

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While writing a song
I had become distracted
By playing Star Wars

–Kolya Venturi

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Today I forgot,
To write a brand new haiku
Oh wait; Nevermind

–Kolya Venturi

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Crying in my bed
Try to live with no regrets
But the tears still come

–Grace Stuart

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Boredom is boring
But the TV is also
I think I’ll go sleep

–Kolya Venturi

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Stuck on an island
I am running out of food
I’m going to die

–Kolya Venturi

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Oh internet trolls
Such stupid little creatures
Sitting in the dark

–Kolya Venturi

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